A Trucker’s Tale

“A Trucker’s Tale”

DAVID used to be a wrestler 7’5” tall and 550 lbs before he became a truck driver. Obviously he don't need to be that tall or heavy now--- anybody would know that.

He drives the space shuttle on the weekends when one of NASA's boys get sick or just can’t make it to work… “I seen sum miiiit-ee weird stuffs out t’ere too, ya no,” Says DAVID. “...But’cha no, Loch Nessy aint got nuthin’ on no Black River Monkey…”